21 Oct Brexit Bargains!
In anticipation of the UK turning into something from Mad Max forging new relations with Malta the ‘rest of the world’, we are making room for barrels of olive oil, toilet paper, baked beans and air guns clearing some workshop space so we can develop plans for our Brexit Bunker work in a more mindful way.
Marie Kondo, eat your heart out (note to self, don’t make jokes about eating people’s hearts- we’re heading to Breximageddon- hearts will be a valuable source of protein come Nov 1st). We’re selling off once-in-a-lifetime upholstery projects at silly prices. We’re only a couple of months from Chr*stmas (sorry for using the C- word). Get yerself a bargain!
Char is open to offers for the following pieces. Sadie will be posting hers later in the week. Keep your eyes peeled! And stock up on camping gaz. Those are my best Brexit tips. What do we need in times of uncertainty and public disorder? Yes! New CHAIRS. I’m pretty sure new chairs will get get us through this.
This black floral BANGER offers in the region of £200, the four dining chairs £375 the set. Charlotte accepts bank transfers, gold bullion and tofu. Get in touch for haggling!