18 Feb Another (Spoke & ) String(er) to our Bow

Hello darlings. We know it’s been a while. We’ve not been IGNORING you, darlings, we’ve just been BUSY.

I hardly know where to start. It’s been like, ya ya ya, and cha cha cha, and uh hu uh uh huh.
Let’s see. Have you been down to the docks lately? Well our mucky little highly varnished paws were all over the upholstery at Bristol’s premiere surf-motorcycle-bicycle spin-off eatery, SPOKE & STRINGER. They launched in April, and I know Kristian, the owner, put his heart and soul into it. It’s been pretty much chocca-block since then (I KNEW we should have charged him more). In fact, whenever I’ve been down there to take a picture it’s BEEN CRAMMED so I’ve totally stolen these off t’internet. Honestly, you don’t want to see the ‘before’ pictures, while we were doing the installation- it was covered in dust and there were plumbers crying and the electrician had nailed himself to something and the owner was having a minor nervous breakdown *

Staple Sisters, tending to your buttoning needs and ministering to panicky tradesmen since, like, back in the mists of time.

* slight exaggeration, but you know, upholstery can only be made SO interesting, yeah?